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Moby Vegan Porn Like A Parsnip Vs. A Daikon

Written by Vegetarian Star on Wednesday, September 14th, 2011 in Food & Drink, Male Musicians, Male Singers, Nutrition-Health-Fitness, Offbeat.

Moby

Moby told Bizarre magazine that he’s interested in making a porn film for the little guys.

Literally.

Apparently, he’s so fed up with films that feature ruler stick sized parts, he wants to make films that make average guys the champions.

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McPoop Burgers–Faux Meat From Human Feces (Video)

Written by Vegetarian Star on Monday, June 20th, 2011 in Food & Drink, Offbeat, Research + Science, Videos.

There’s soy meat. And seitan meat. Even fungus meat.

Now, meet the latest addition to the faux meat family–poop meat.

A researcher has figured out how to craft fake meat from sewage mud and human feces mixed with a few delicious vegetarian seasonings like soya sauce.

We know you’re salivating already.

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Mold On Veggies Good, Meat And Dairy Bad (Video)

Written by Vegetarian Star on Thursday, June 16th, 2011 in Food & Drink, Offbeat, Research + Science, Videos.

Every day a new study comes out that contradicts our current knowledge or comfort, but this one is still kind of hard to swallow.

Contrary to what mother may have taught you, mold on certain food isn’t all that bad. In fact, if you’ve got mold on your fruits and vegetables, instead of having to deal with the Whole Foods parking lot drama to buy more, you can simply cut that part of the plant off and eat away.

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If you’re a regular Whole Foods customer, this video made by Prius driving DJDave with Fog and Smog may bring back some pleasant and not so pleasant memories.

A self-professed rapper and consumer of natural, organic fare proclaims, “It’s gettin’ real in the Whole Foods parking lot,” as he discusses the difficulties shoppers in the San Francisco or Los Angeles area might encounter while trying to shop.

Lack of parking spaces, activists at the front doors getting ready to pounce on you for a signature and the disappointment of paying “80 bucks for six things” are included in the drama.

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Trader Joe's Vegan Pad Thai Tofu

Trader Joe’s Vegan Pad Thai with Tofu is apparently so good, it’s worth two educated, professional women throwing punches over.

Singer and teacher Marcella Caprario and Dr. Cathleen London, a nationally renown physician who’s appeared on shows like CNN’s The Joy Behar Show and Fox TV, were recently involved in an altercation over the prized frozen dish that got physical .

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AC/DC

If you need a dirty deed done dirt cheap, look no further than to nature’s great white sharks.

A ocean tour guide in Australia has discovered the magnificent creatures like to get closer to humans when their favorite tunes are played by rock group AC/DC.

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Offensive Melons And Burgers Top Ad Agency Complaints

Written by Vegetarian Star on Friday, May 20th, 2011 in Business, Food & Drink, Offbeat.

Sexy Fruit Ad

This photo of fruit strategically placed for effect was one of several ads that generated the most complaints to the New Zealand Advertising Standards Authority in 2010.

Granted, even when speaking of someone’s “melons,” we usually don’t refer to them being located in that region, so it’s easy to understand why the ad for Erotica Expo in Auckland drew controversy.

But there’s another ad that might spark some fuel for vegetarians that also made the top offensive.

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How about a little rap music to start off the weekend?

Musician Parry Gripp has released “I Like Vegetables,”–a catchy tune with a beat that incorporates a love for all things that grow from dirt or from trees and manages to avoid the corny, roll your eyes effect that some jingles that try to convey something serious or educational do.

“Fancy Cars, you can’t sell to me. I spend all my money on celery,” raps Gripp who later adds he’s “notorious” and “nefarious” because he doesn’t “spare one spear of asparagus.”

If the First Lady is looking for a theme song to her “Let’s Move!” campaign, her search should end right here.

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