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How about a little rap music to start off the weekend?

Musician Parry Gripp has released “I Like Vegetables,”–a catchy tune with a beat that incorporates a love for all things that grow from dirt or from trees and manages to avoid the corny, roll your eyes effect that some jingles that try to convey something serious or educational do.

“Fancy Cars, you can’t sell to me. I spend all my money on celery,” raps Gripp who later adds he’s “notorious” and “nefarious” because he doesn’t “spare one spear of asparagus.”

If the First Lady is looking for a theme song to her “Let’s Move!” campaign, her search should end right here.

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We don’t have any doubts why United and not Continental has the slogan “Fly The Friendly Skies.” There was nothing friendly about the event that took place on a Newark bound flight when a woman did not receive a vegetarian meal she found suitable.

Maybe Continental should make its slogan, “If it has a face, throw it in our face.”

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Play Defensive Omnivore Bingo

Written by Vegetarian Star on Wednesday, March 16th, 2011 in Food & Drink, Humor, Offbeat.

A super funny creation by Brian VanderVeen, Defensive Omnivore Bingo has the announcer ditching the “B7” and “O63” for “Begins To Wax Sentimental Over Some Variety of Meat They Could Never Give Up,” “Mentions Canine Teeth,” and “Expresses Concern For Plant Suffering.”

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Thumbs Up Cat Jimmy Is Tough Critic (Video)

Written by Vegetarian Star on Thursday, March 3rd, 2011 in Animal Issues, Humor, Offbeat, Research + Science, Videos.

Anyone who’s ever owned a cat knows how picky the little creatures can be.

Wouldn’t it be nice if they gave you the “thumbs down” when they didn’t like the new litter instead of defecating outside the box?

Jimmy is a polydactyl cat, meaning he has a congenital physical anomaly that causes more than the usual number of toes on his paws. You may find more cats like him on the East Coast of the United States or in South West England.

Jimmy is one opinionated cat who puts the movie critics to shame.

We bet Jimmy gives thumbs up to spaying and neutering, shelter adoption and lots of love. Thumbs down to buying pets from shops and that annoying dog next door that jumps over the fence just to bark at him and poop in yard.

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Lady Gaga

Get your Lady Gaga human breast milk ice cream treat now!

No, it wasn’t milked from the Born This Way singer’s own udders, but a London ice cream parlor called The Icecreamists is serving “Baby Gaga” ice cream blended from the breast milk of 15 women, plus Madagascan vanilla pods and lemon zest.

Yummy? Gross? Vegan?

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Cat Burgler Has Fetish For Swimsuits (Video)

Written by Vegetarian Star on Wednesday, February 16th, 2011 in Animal Issues, Offbeat, Videos.

Dusty the burglar has a habit of wandering into the night and coming home with items that don’t belong to him. It doesn’t matter what kind of security you invest in, any thief that measures about 45 centimeters in length will find a way to get in and get your things.

Although Dusty the cat steals many items from his neighbors in San Mateo, California, he especially has a fetish for swimsuits hanging out to dry.

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NY Hana Food Changes Offensive Vegetarian Sandwich Names

Written by Vegetarian Star on Tuesday, February 15th, 2011 in Business, Food & Drink, Offbeat.

Some sandwiches on the menu at Brooklyn-based Hana Food have undergone name changes. After opening another larger establishment in the Bushwick area, the owner changed offensive sounding combos like “Gay Boy,” “Butter Face” and “The Illegal” to , “Garden Boy,” “Farmer’s Tan,” and “South of the Border.”

Two of these sandwiches are veggie-friendly.

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Robin Quivers Cat, Brangelina, Is Getting Kidney Transplant

Written by Vegetarian Star on Wednesday, January 19th, 2011 in Animal Issues, Offbeat, Radio Hosts.

Robin Quivers‘ cat, Brangelina Quivers, is getting a kidney transplant.

If you think you spend a lot on cat food, you should hear what Quivers is spending on the cat’s surgery.

According to the Howard Stern Examiner, Quivers told the Howard Stern Show audience on Tuesday the procedure is going to cost $15,000!

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