Vegetarian Star

Trader Joe’s Vegan Pad Thai with Tofu is apparently so good, it’s worth two educated, professional women throwing punches over.

Singer and teacher Marcella Caprario and Dr. Cathleen London, a nationally renown physician who’s appeared on shows like CNN’s The Joy Behar Show and Fox TV, were recently involved in an altercation over the prized frozen dish that got physical .

Here’s how the veggie catfight went down:

Mrs. Caprario’s husband attempted to grab the vegan pad thai from the freezer case. According to reports, the teenage son of Dr. London then allegedly tried to block Mr. Caprario from retreiving the dinner. Mr. Caprario mouthed off something to his wife about the little snot loud enough for Dr. London to hear. Taking up for her son, Dr. London said, “He’s just a child! Get that pole out of your ass.”

Mrs. Caprario suddenly developed the need for Mrs. London’s medical attention, as she became infected with a “Oh, no she didn’t” virus, which incited a voluntary movement of her arm, causing her to slap Dr. London in the face.

Dr. London’s claim in court was that the slap caused, “redness, swelling and substantial pain.”

And imagine how bad she would look on camera if she had a CNN gig the next morning.

It’s not even clear if there was only one vegan pad thai left, which may have made the story a little more understandable, but one thing’s quite clear: A throwdown over a vegan frozen entree speaks wonders about the public’s demand for meatless food! A warning to grocery stores everywhere: Keep the the vegan food aisles stocked and clear of obstruction.

And “beef” up the security in the area to keep the peace.

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