Sarah Palin “Going Rogue” Going Humorless November 17 2009
Written by Vegetarian Star on Saturday, November 14th, 2009 in Books, Not So Vegetarian, Politicians.
The long awaited Sarah Palin book (insert laugh) will arrive at your local bookstore November 17 2009.
Sarah chose to make fun of herself and include some of her own Palinisms that made an entire nation mock her along with Saturday Night Live.
What Would Sarah cook for a vegetarian?
“If any vegans came over for dinner, I could whip them up a salad, then explain my philosophy on being a carnivore: If God had not intended for us to eat animals, how come He made them out of meat?”
Alaska’s animals belong next to the vegetables–on a plate:
“I love meat. I eat pork chops, thick bacon burgers, and the seared fatty edges of a medium-well-done steak. But I especially love moose and caribou. I always remind people from outside our state that there’s plenty of room for all Alaska’s animals — right next to the mashed potatoes.”
Yes, we know Sarah’s making her attempt at humor, but after angering so many on her animal and environment policies, should she back away from the snide remarks towards those who don’t pack moose Lunchables for their children every morning?
Feels like we’re asking you to vote Funny or Die.
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