“The Onion” Publishes Letter From Humane Meat Farmer
Written by Vegetarian Star on Wednesday, January 23rd, 2013 in Animal Issues, Food & Drink, Not So Vegetarian.

The Onion has published a hilarious piece mocking the “humane meat” industry.
In “We Raise All Our Beef Humanely On Open Pasture And Then We Hang Them Upside Down And Slash Their Throats,” livestock farmers pledge to deliver many things to today’s environmentally conscious consumer and animal welfare advocate, including the, “highest quality beef from cows that are healthy, active, and eventually suspended fully conscious inside a facility thick with hot, blood-choked air and the frantic bellows of dangling, profoundly fearful animals.”
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