Vegetarian Star

Katy Perry wants her next album to smell like meat and her breasts smelling like bacon.

“For my next album I’d like it to be about meat and I want to be on the cover wearing a bacon bikini. Also I want my records to smell of sausage or pork. CDs are over, but not if they smell original.”

Perry’s change of heart is due to the fact that her last album was all about sweet smelling things like candy.

“My new record Teenage Dream is more about confectionery and candy and baked goods. There’s less fruit imagery.”

If she’s interested in shock to the nose, there are plenty of strong smelling vegetables that will do the trick, from sulphur smelling Brussels Sprouts to urine changing asparagus (as if urine smelled rosy before you ate the asparagus). And lettuce leaves would look way better on the brunette than salami circles.

One things’ for sure, her vegetarian soon to be husband Russell Brand, as kinky as he may be, will never find Perry’s meaty bra to be tasty, edible underwear.

Photo: PR Photos

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