Dan Piraro Answers Moby Zombie Diet Question With Haiku
Written by Vegetarian Star on September 24th, 2009 in Cartoonists, Humor, Offbeat.
Awhile back, Moby wondered if zombies would eat vegans, after one was captured escaping a car.
Now, we know the answer, thanks to cartoonist Dan Piraro.
Zombies are vegans.
Dan tweeted this lovely little Haiku poem that explains zombies go for the grains.
The vegan zombie
Cares not for sweet grey matter
They cry out for “grains.”"
Always nice to get things resolved.
Check out some of Dan’s cartoons at bizarro.com.
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