Spike Feresten’s Comedy For Stoners Gets Joaquin Phoenix Wrong
Written by Vegetarian Star on February 9th, 2009 in Actors, Male Singers, Not So Vegetarian, TV Hosts.
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If you’re up late watching Fox on Saturday night, you’re lucky enough to be entertained by the handsome and funny Spike Feresten on his Talk Show with Spike Feresten.
Feresten has a segment called “Comedy for Stoners,” which features skits so bizarre, most people would think only someone under the influence imagines them (hence why only the stoned should find it comical, in Spike’s theory).
Recently, Spike aired a Comedy for Stoners which made fun of Joaquin Phoenix’s new rap career.
Joaquin is rapping in an apartment, when part of his “rhyme” is “turn up the radiator,” which he does and results in his electrocution. While Joaquin is passed out, he goes into a fantasy world where he has a conversation with a hamburger and almost eats it.
Yes, Spike has the vegan Joaquin Phoenix wanting to eat a hamburger! And there’s no Boca box nearby.
The hamburger convinces Joaquin not to eat him, but to eat his own beard instead, which Joaquin thinks is cotton candy due to his hallucinations.
My goodness, are you still reading this? Because even if you aren’t stoned, the weirdness itself is probably making you hallucinate.
In the end, because he came so close to eating the hamburger, Joaquin wakes from the dream deciding his next career move is to dress scantily while playing the cello and giving away hamburgers on the street.
And that’s Spike’s comical spin on how Joaquin similarly decided to go into rap. Fans of Phoenix know this is ridiculous.
The real Joaquin would have soy burger sign at his stand.
You can watch the episode which contains the Joaquin Phoenix Comedy for Stoners clip around minute 37 at Fox.com.
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February 13th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
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