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“Portlandia” Has Vegan Restaurants With Fart Patios (Video)

Written by Vegetarian Star on Thursday, January 17th, 2013 in Film & TV, Food & Drink, Videos.

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Looking for a place to relieve yourself after consuming that 9-grain, whole wheat seven-bean and lentil wrap complete with kale?

Head over to one of the many “fart patios” the raw vegan restaurants in Portlandia offer.

In another hilarious skit from the IFC comedy, visitors to the Prassad Cafe need not offend other guests with the gas that naturally comes after a healthy meal as the fart patio provides a way to let nature take its course without taking away everyone’s appetite.

If you’re visiting a vegan cafe that doesn’t have a built-in fart patio, may Vegetarian Star suggest you pack the vegetarian alternative to the gelatin containing Beano, Bean-zyme.

Watch the clip for fart patios below.

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Katy Perry Russell Brand Need Bean-zyme Anti-Gas Pills On Registry

Written by Vegetarian Star on Monday, August 23rd, 2010 in Couples, Food & Drink, Nutrition-Health-Fitness.

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Perhaps Katy Perry and Russell Brand should put a few bottles of Bean-zyme on their wedding registry.

The “California Gurls” singer revealed Brand’s vegetarian diet of cruciferous vegetables and other high fiber foods leave her begging for a separate room during her fiance’s digestive time.

“Being a vegetarian his farts are the worst things ever. Lingering and revolting,” Perry was quoted by The Sun as saying.

“Then he tries to Dutch oven me! Just too gross,” she added. For you Urban Dictionary illiterate, more on that Dutch oven later. Hint: It has nothing to do with the smell of delicious baked bread coming from it.

Beano is the popular supplement for gas, but vegetarians won’t benefit one iota as it comes in a gelatin capsule. Luckily, it’s veggie friendly, staunch, anti-farting cousin, Bean-zyme is available.

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