Vegetarian Star

Perhaps Katy Perry and Russell Brand should put a few bottles of Bean-zyme on their wedding registry.

The “California Gurls” singer revealed Brand’s vegetarian diet of cruciferous vegetables and other high fiber foods leave her begging for a separate room during her fiance’s digestive time.

“Being a vegetarian his farts are the worst things ever. Lingering and revolting,” Perry was quoted by The Sun as saying.

“Then he tries to Dutch oven me! Just too gross,” she added. For you Urban Dictionary illiterate, more on that Dutch oven later. Hint: It has nothing to do with the smell of delicious baked bread coming from it.

Beano is the popular supplement for gas, but vegetarians won’t benefit one iota as it comes in a gelatin capsule. Luckily, it’s veggie friendly, staunch, anti-farting cousin, Bean-zyme is available.

There are various complex sugars found in fruits and vegetables and legumes that bacteria normally found in the gut feed on. Fermentation then occurs in the digestive system producing gas as a byproduct. Bean-zyme works by breaking the sugars down into different molecules more digestible by the body.

Bean-zyme can be purchased online for about $7 for 100 tablets and is suitable for vegetarians and vegans.

And about that Dutch Oven mechanism? Urban Dictionary says the following:

“to fart under covers and then pull the covers over your or someone else’s head.”

Yeah, Perry needs to put something in their vows about stopping that stuff. Or, maybe he’s just paying her back for wanting bacon on her breasts.

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