Vegetarian StarChelsea Handler–Horse-Drawn Carriage Car Alternative Better Than Vibrator

Chelsea Handler–Horse-Drawn Carriage Car Alternative Better Than Vibrator

Written by Vegetarian Star on April 12th, 2012 in Animal Issues, TV Hosts.

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Chelsea Handler

Chelsea Handler has written a letter to New York mayor Bloomberg asking that he back a plan by the group NYCLASS to take horse-drawn carriages off the city’s streets and replace them with eco-friendly electric hybrid cars.

Not only will these cars save horses from working in unfavorable weather conditions like snow, ice and rain, according to Chelsea, the vehicles last so long after a charge, they work better than her vibrator.

Handler NYCLASS

Dear Mayor Michael Bloomberg,

You’re a man who has money and I’m a woman who loves money so I wanted to let you know that I’m donating $15,000 to a cause you don’t believe in — yet.

Animal advocacy group, NYCLASS, is working to replace the horse-drawn carriages in Central Park with a safer alternative that doesn’t smell bad: an eco-friendly 21st century horseless carriage. This green car will be an authentic turn-of-the-century replica that will promote tourism, save jobs and keep the horses out of harm’s way.

As if they weren’t fabulous enough, they also get a 10 to 12 hour drive on just one charge — even my vibrator doesn’t do that.

Handler’s entire letter can be viewed here.

Both Handler and NYCLASS support City Council Intro. 86A, sponsored by Councilwoman Melissa Mark-Viverito, which calls for a phase-out of horse-drawn carriages in New York City and replacing them with the 21st Century “Horseless Carriage” seen below.

NYCLASS Hybrid