Dear Abby Carnivore Needs Humane Bug Solution For Wife
Written by Vegetarian Star on April 1st, 2010 in Animal Issues, Humor, Merchandise, Offbeat.
When one spouse turns vegetarian, life may be a little difficult for the remaining carnivorous one.
Who will cook the local insects, for example.
In Dear Abby‘s April Fool’s edition, a man from Arkansas complains about his vegetarian wife, who gained weight and refuses to kill the roaches around the house.
What’s Abby’s advice?
“I’ll let you know if I hear from anyone who wants to weigh in on your problem. But in the meantime, you’ll have to cook your own steaks and kill your own insects.”
Arkansas Carnivore should give the No Kill Bugbuster to his wife for her birthday or their next anniversary.
Vegetarian Star recommends giving it sooner as a surprise, “Just because I love you,” gift before the bugs multiply any more.
The wife can suck up the bugs and transplant them elsewhere without having to compromise on her no kill philosophy.
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