Gwyneth Paltrow Finally Admits She Hates Vegetables, Eats Rhinos
Written by Vegetarian Star on May 9th, 2009 in Actresses, Not So Vegetarian.
We have mocked Gwyneth Paltrow more than a few times on her two-faced vegetarianism which has consisted of such acts as saying no to meat publicly, then teaching others to grind turkey patties.
Now, The Spoof, a fictitious news blog, is getting in on the action and has written a hilarious satire where Gwyneth readily admits she hates vegetables and goes to a park in South Africa to eat rhinos.
“Fading actress Gwyneth Paltrow has admitted, after six years of marriage and the same amount of years as a vegetarian, that she does not, in fact, like vegetables.”
“Paltrow claimed her husband took the news surprisingly well and is taking her out for dinner tonight at an all-you-can-eat Game Park in Johannesburg, South Africa.”
“”I’m so hungry I could eat the arse out of a dead rhino!” said Paltrow, licking her lips with glee. Martin had no comment, preferring to simply sulk instead.”
Visit thespoof.com to read the entire story on Gwyneth’s veggie hatin’.
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May 9th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
That was friggin’ hilarious. So now Gwyneth can teach people to make rhinosauraus patties on her Goop website.