John Cleese’s Vegan Barbie Orr Impressed With His Package
Written by Vegetarian Star on January 19th, 2009 in Actors, Comedians, Couples.
John Cleese, the British actor most strongly associated with starting the Monty Python group of comedians, has a new much younger girlfriend who is, how should we say this, quite impressed with his goodies despite being an older man.
The 69 year old vegetarian has a 27 year old girlfriend, Barbie Orr, who happens to be vegan.
She says Cleese has the “package of a 19 year old” and she’s not talking UPS either.
“I can’t get into what he really looks like naked, but for an old guy, you know, they’re normally saggy down there, but he really has a nice package,” she told the UK Mirror.
Of course, you veg men out there know his great package has to be due to his diet, right? Even Barbie doll agrees, saying he “eats really well and he works out.”
Although there’s quite an age difference between them, Barbie is sure this will last forever. Or until he dies.
“I won’t have to break up with him and break his heart. I just have to go to his funeral!”
It might be awhile, Barbie. A plant based diet can make a man last really, really, long.
And not just in the bedroom.
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January 20th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Ew she’s dating a guy the same age as her grandpa. He must have tons of cash.
January 24th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
She’s 45
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1127085/John-Cleese-blonde-lover-truth-claim-27.html
Records obtained in the US suggest that she has knocked an impressive 18 years off her age and is in fact 45.
Nor would it seem that Barbie is her real name. Until she set her cap at Hollywood fame, she was known by the decidedly less showbizzy moniker of Kristine Reinhard.
Records show she was born in New York in 1964 – although she gives her birth date as 1981 on her official website.
A friend of Cleese said: ‘It’s all very embarrassing for John. He’s a proud man, but he is also a sucker for a pretty face. I think a few of his braver friends have warned him to be careful, because nobody wants to see him being made to look silly.’
January 24th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
[…] Poor John put himself through so much, thinking he had to keep up with a 27 year old-hair plugs, extra vitamins, dental treatments. At least he didn’t have to buy any, ahem, enhancement apparatus, as Barbie/Kristine was very satisfied with that area. […]
February 1st, 2009 at 1:25 pm
[…] John Cleese broke up with Barbie by leaving a message on her answering machine after she blabbed all their intimate (or shall we say his intimate) details to the media. […]
March 4th, 2009 at 5:14 pm
the tabloids have it wrong ..she is NOT 45…they barely got anything right…what would make you believe they got her age right…they got it wrong in the beginning….and wrong again in the end
The press is wrong..and mean…and THE REPORTER (GRAEME)!!!….put her at 27 right from the get go..without ANY input from Barbie. And they now have more “facts wrong!!! THIS bull should stop… .. As ripped up as she is getting over all this..she is maintaining a pretty good sense of humor..and realizing how totally stupid all of this is!! NOW if the rest of you…would just follow suit!