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The saddest part of a divorce is how it will affect the children. Looks like Madonna wants to enforce some pretty strict rules about what the children will be doing when they visit ex-hubby Guy Ritchie. Some rules are not bad. But we just hope it doesn’t make it hard for the little ones to enjoy a weekend with dad.

The best rule is that the children must be fed a vegetarian, macrobiotic, organic diet. And absolutely no fast food.

Things get a little cloudy as you move further down the list, however. For example, toys must be “spiritually and ethically sound.” Let us know when you figure out a way to explain that.

Obviously he shouldn’t talk about the breakup (another rule set forth by the Material Girl), but any bedtime story other than one from Madge’s English Rose books for son David is another violation.

When out in public, their hands should be disinfected with disinfectant spray, although it doesn’t say how often.

Clothing must be from natural materials only.

This is eerily reminiscent of how vegan Heather Mills gave an eight page list of rules and demands for her daughter Bea’s food regime when she went on a vacation with Mills’ ex-husband Paul McCartney.

What do you think? Is Madonna just trying to do what she feels is best for the kids or has she turned into a control freak?

via The Mirror

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