“The Onion” FDA Official Says Eat A Bag Of F*cking Carrots (Video)
Written by Vegetarian Star on Monday, January 24th, 2011 in Food & Drink, Humor, Nutrition-Health-Fitness, Research + Science, Videos.
In a new video from the satirical news network, “The Onion,” a (fake) FDA official has the solution to saving America’s health.
Just eat some f*cking vegetables every once in awhile, okay? That’s all there is to it.
“You just buy a bag of f*cking carrots and you eat them the way you normally would eat a package of hot dogs. Okay? If you usually stand in front of an open fridge shoving them in your fat face cold. Well, then just do that with a carrot.”
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