Al Gore Can Find Better Dates If He Goes Vegetarian, Says PETA
Written by Vegetarian Star on June 9th, 2010 in Food & Drink, Politicians.
In a sad tale of a couple you never thought you’d see split, Al Gore and wife Tipper have called it off after 40 years of marriage.
As handsome as Al is, he’ll surely have no problem getting dates in the future if he chooses to, but PETA has taken the opportunity to remind him that all the sexy Democratic ladies forgo meat.
“You are already aware of the environmental damage caused by animal agriculture, and you recently stated that you are reducing your meat consumption. This is a small but important step. Now that you’re single again and presumably considering dating, you may also be looking for a way to slim down. May we recommend kicking the meat and milk habit entirely and going vegan, which is not only one of the best ways to fight climate change but is also one of the best ways to shed unwanted pounds?”
The group has even offered to send Gore a care package of veggie goodies that should help him make the transition, or at least allow him to pig out healthily as he mourns his relationship on the couch over television re-runs.
Of course, PETA rubs it in that his own environmental group would want this, whether he gets a date or not.
“Of course, this is not news to you. Live Earth, the terrific organization that you cofounded, has stated in its handbook that “refusing meat” is the “single most effective thing you can do to reduce your carbon footprint.”
Read the entire letter.
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