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Guy Fieri: Bacon-The Other White Vegetable

Written by Vegetarian Star on October 12th, 2009 in Chefs, Food & Drink, Not So Vegetarian.

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Poor Guy Fieri is so repressed from his parents forcing him to eat a vegetarian, macrobiotic diet as a child that now he’s projecting his desires onto all vegetarians.

“I can have bacon on anything,” Fieri said. “I don’t know anybody who doesn’t like bacon unless they’re a vegetarian. And I think even vegetarians, quietly, inside, wish they could.”

Speak for yourself Guy.

Any vegetarian knows they can get their faux pork on with imitation bacon like Lightlife Smart Bacon or Tempeh Bacon from the same company.

What’s worse, he’s trying to insult vegetables by making bacon one of them.

“Could bacon be the other vegetable?” Fieri asked. “The other white vegetable?”

“I like bacon on a stick, I like bacon in the morning. I’ve seen bacon ice cream.”

That’s more than enough bacon to make us turn off The Food Network channel for a month.

via nypost.com

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2 Responses to “Guy Fieri: Bacon-The Other White Vegetable”

  1. Lisa J Says:

    Wonder if he’s seen bacon when he looked in the mirror.

    Obviously the bacon “diet” isn’t doing wonders for his health.

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