Quantcast Vegetarian StarStephanie Birkitt David Letterman Meaty Scandal

By now you’ve already heard the scandalous story surrounding The Late Show host David Letterman, his affair with personal assistant Stephanie Birkitt, and the extortion fail by Robert “Joe” Halderman.

Since you can get that smut information anywhere else on the web, we thought we’d break to you an even bigger controversy surrounding David and Stephanie.

Stephanie would often hand audience members prizes during some of David’s quizzes like the “Know Your Current Events” featured in the video above, where she can be seen around minute 3:30.

Besides “Know Your Current Events”, Dave also featured Know Your Cuts of Meat, where an audience member was shown a piece of meat and asked to identify it.

Yes, that’s right. Slabs of loin, shoulder, rib and dozens of other parts full of animals that had been passed around and manhandled more than an intern on Capital Hill.

And don’t even get us started on the whoring of those future meat cuts known as factory farm dairy cows who, unlike other pimps, farmers are hoping to knock up so they can get more milk.

“Know Your Cuts of Meat” is definitely not our in our Fave 5 for Letterman skits and we’re hoping in the future audience members can be quizzed (or rather given the answers before the clip so they’ll always get them right) on something like “Know Your 7 Grains in Bread” or “Know Your Completed Protein Pairs.”

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3 Responses to “Stephanie Birkitt David Letterman Meaty Scandal”

  1. Veg Momma Says:

    Ugh! Even you guys find a way to give this press. Suddenly, I’m not liking David Letterman anymore…

  2. George Saufley Says:

    Happy campers and social chasos

    “Happy Campers” are “quid pro quo” sexual bullies without a social conscience. Sex is a bonding event and it impacts and biases every event in the office and impacts others careers – the Milgrim effect. It also creates a hostile workplace even though others may not be interested in the affair. Cover ups falsely accuse vulnerable employees with inappropriate behaviors to cover up the affair impact their careers and hide it from other workers. If the extortionist felt harmed he needed to write a book rather than extort as a criminal and make his money that way. Happy campers are “sexual bully extortionists” without a conscience. Perhaps our “Lawyers, Judges and Wall street” are criminals when it is “group think” trendy to use one form extortion but not another.

    Dave letterman goes off forever for hiring “quid pro quo” sexual bullies without a conscience.
    Isolating people for any reason is discrimination and is a social crime even though “group think”
    Changes the trends for profit- just like we exploited the blacks, American Indians etc and other
    women that may have been more competent. I pray the extortionist lawyer explores this angle.
    They are an embarrassment to every decent woman.

  3. barbi giydirme Says:

    “Dave’s as funny as he’s ever been,” More like “as funny as he ever will be”, he’s a cheap liberal comic. His monologue/jokes are just make fun of some conservative thing or person and all the liberals in the audience clap like the bobbing head dogs.His is not a has been but a never was.