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Before Paul McCartney continues to promote his “Compulsory Veggieburger Mondays,” he should study the science: Vegetarian farts are responsible for more carbon emissions than you can count.

Professor VSmartt at the Institute of Hydrocarbons says so.

“British vegetarians and their fascist nutter vegan first cousins produce more killer gas from their wacky self-imposed diets than all the coal-fired power stations in China.”

Read the entire story at The Spoof.

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One Response to “McCartneys Should Know: Vegetarian Farts Produce Most Emissions”

  1. Temple Says:

    This is hilarious!

    Funny, I don’t get much gas as a vegetarian. I did when I first started, but not anymore.