Quantcast Vegetarian StarKatie Aselton Says Vegan Men Out Of “The League” For Dating

Katie Aselton

Katie Aselton of FX’s The League explained her dating rules to Vulture.

A good sense of humor and being able to cook all put men in Aselton’s league for potential partners.

Cooking and eating vegan, however, does not.

‘I want to eat a burger with a dude!” Aselton said. “I really like red meat. So being vegan: minus one.”

If that weren’t bad enough, Aselton won’t also won’t accept a man with pets. But at least she has better excuses for it.

“I’m horribly allergic to animals, so having pets: minus one.”

From actors to athletes to your everyday guy in the cubicle down the hall, it’s no secret a plant-based eating man is the sexiest–both at the table and the bedroom as all that saturated fat from animal meat could one day lead to cardiovascular problems, clogging blood flow to all the, ahem, “essential” parts of the body.

It’s time for Aselton to invite some veggie men into her league. Maybe then she’ll improve her stagnant personal record of not scoring a date in eleven years.

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