Rachel Oberlin Receives Anti-Vegan Jokes
Written by Vegetarian Star on August 3rd, 2011 in Film & TV, Food & Drink.
Rachel Oberlin, known by her adult movie star name as Bree Olson, is known to Tweet her vegan thoughts on the Internet frequently.
“I said on my Twitter, “You guys, your meat jokes are retarded! You’re not clever, so please stop saying it.” I would seriously get like 30 of them a day!” Charlie Sheen‘s former goddess told The Daily Beast.
Meat jokes are stupid, but vegetarian jokes will make you the life of any party. The next time you’re at a loss of words at a vegan fondue get-together, try using a few of the following great lines.
Q: Why did the tofu cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn’t chicken.
Q: How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two, one to change it and one to check for animal ingredients.
Q: What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhoea?
A: A salad shooter.
Q: Why did the vegan cross the road?
A: Because she was protesting for the chicken, man!
Photo: PR Photos
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August 4th, 2011 at 12:30 am
the lightbulb joke, oh, isn’t it sooo true ?? LOL
August 23rd, 2011 at 3:29 pm
Q: Why are so many vegetarian restaurants located on a hill?
A: It makes even easier for their customers to look down on other people.