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Meat-Lace Meat Necklace By Onch Movement

Written by Vegetarian Star on October 7th, 2010 in Fashion, Not So Vegetarian.

Meat Necklace

Meat Necklace

Onch Movement has capitalized on the Lady Gaga meat clothing craze and is promoting its Meat-Lace meat necklace as the animal-friendly, non-smelly, minus the e.coli risk way of making a fashion statement.

From Onch Movement:

“The MEAT-LACE is guaranteed to never spoil! No matter how many times you wear it, the MEAT-LACE will look just as fresh and delicious as the day it was first cut. Need to add flavor to an outfit? Grab a slab and some attention with the MEAT-LACE, perfect for any occasion. FEAR NOT PETA, the Meat-cessory line is 100% animal friendly! Made from animal free material, this delicious piece is a humane way to get caught up in the meat fashion craze.”

Amazingly, this necklace, which will set you back by $55 (while it’s on sale, that is), is not an April Fool’s type joke, either.

Faux fashions are the humane way to trends that involve killing and environmental destruction, but are they always the right answer? Some anti-fur wearers won’t even touch fake fur, in fear that it encourages others to buy the real thing.

However, we don’t predict a rash of women flocking to the seamstress to get fitted for a cut of strategically placed sirloin, as most ladies are concerned about body odor. So it may be harmless to hit the streets this weekend, sporting a little faux meat fun. But please don’t ask your date to wear Burger King flame-grilled cologne or light White Castle candles later that evening.

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