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Oh, boy. Somebody tell Mike Tyson about the wonderful vegan candy bars available

During an interview with Details magazine, Tyson reveals he won’t even cheat for his formerly beloved Baby Ruth and that meat is the new poison.

Details: So you’re going to go the rest of your life without eating a candy bar?
Mike Tyson: Maybe so. I’m pretty fucking extreme.

Details: Not even a Baby Ruth?
Mike Tyson: Oh, man, that’s the best. Chocolate and peanuts. Nah. I ate, like, the tiniest piece of meat, and I woke up violently sick. It was vicious pain. I was throwing up. And I realized meat’s become a poison for me now.

Vegan Go Max Go bars have replicated all your favorite candy bars without the butter and milk.

The Jokerz, which is said to be similar to a Snickers, contains dry roasted peanuts and caramel wrapped in dairy-free chocolate. If an empty vending machine slot of 3 Musketeers sent you home from work early from a nervous breakdown, the Buccaneer may please your tastebuds. Go Max Go also has varieties for Milky Way and Almond Joy, but darn…no Baby Ruth!

Here is an example of the ingredients in the faux Almond Joy bar, the Mahalo:

“Desiccated coconut, evaporated cane juice, rice syrup, palm kernel oil, agave syrup, beet sugar, almonds(dry roasted), cocoa powder, rice powder (rice syrup powder, rice starch, rice flour, carrageenan), palm oil, natural vegan flavors, soybean lecithin, enzyme modified soy protein, salt.”

Go Max Go bars are available online from Vegan Essentials.

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