Skateboarder Danny Garcia Chooses Sissy Burger At Shake ‘Em Buns
Written by Vegetarian Star on May 5th, 2009 in Athletes-Games-Sports, Food & Drink.
The guys at hypebeast.com got to meet up with skateboarder Danny Garcia and decided to go out for some grub at an eating establishment called Shake ‘Em Buns (which was obviously created by someone with too much innuendo on the mind).
Shake ‘Em Buns, located in Hong Kong, has some pretty X-rated sounding burgers including Debbie Does Dallas, Cushin’ For Pushin’, Gang Bang…okay we’ll stop before Google Safe Search blocks us.
Danny, a vegetarian, chose the “Sissy Boy,” which is what Shake ‘Em Buns calls their vegetarian burger.
Sissy Boy? Really, Shake ‘Em Buns, you can do better than that.
Danny’s choice of a meatless patty puts no cholesterol in his system and less saturated fat than a regular burger, therefore lessening his changes of developing diabetes and other diseases that can contribute to impotence.
He’ll be the only “sissy” who can actually do Debbie Dallas if he wants.
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May 5th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
What a freaky menu! I read it in its entirety.