Vegetarians Have Better Sex, Super Bowl Fans Won’t Know
Written by Vegetarian Star on January 27th, 2009 in Pop Culture, Videos.
‘Veggie Love’: PETA’s Banned Super Bowl Ad
PETA is claiming that vegetarians have better sex and want to spread the news. But football fans will have to get this information elsewhere.
Their ad was rejected by NBC for the Super Bowl because it was deemed too sexy.
Some reasons included, “rubbing pelvic region with pumpkin,” a woman “screwing herself with broccoli.”
Wow! That is softcore veggie porn.
If PETA would cut some additional clips from the scene, it might be more suitable, according to NBC officials:
licking pumpkin
touching her breast with her hand while eating broccoli
pumpkin from behind between legs
rubbing pelvic region with pumpkin
screwing herself with broccoli (fuzzy)
asparagus on her lap appearing as if it is ready to be inserted into vagina
licking eggplant
rubbing asparagus on breast
Sounds like if PETA makes all those edits, they’d only have 2 seconds of video left. The group is well known for its provocative attempts to promote vegetarianism and some say it only backfires as it turns people off to see woman treated as…well, meat.
PETA said the list made them blush. We’re just giggling like junior high kids that executives said “screw” in correspondence.
Watch the video and you call the shots. Is it too much for drunken, testosterone filled Super Bowl fans to endure?
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