Vegetarian Star

Anthony Weiner‘s sexting scandal may actually turn into something good for vegans.

Randall Richards is the president and owner of Carlos Danger Weiners, a hot dog company with the name inspired by the representative’s screen name he took when allegedly sending erotic messages and pictures of himself to female supporters of his NYC mayoral campaign.

Because of their cholesterol and fat content, eating real wieners can lead to clogged arterties and impotence, hindering your abilities to promote little Danger. Richards was approached by PETA and asked if he could make a vegan Carlos Danger (wiener, not the Congressman).

Richards replied to the animal rights group’s request:

“I’m all for it. If we could develop a vegan product that tastes good I’d be the first to buy it and to eat it.”

In addition to gaining a fan base of vegetarian and vegan customers, Richards learned it might actually help him post sexier Twitter pics.

Thanks to his education on erectile dysfunction, he’s reconsidering his own diet.

“If that’s true, my fiance will be the first one to make me stop eating meat.”

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