Vegetarian Star

If the name Lollyphile wasn’t creepy enough, there’s a new flavored lollipop offered by the company that may give even vegans the chills.

The San Francisco and Austin based company has unveiled a Breast Milk flavored lollipop inspired from owner Jason Darling’s adventures with women and their babies.

Uh, that is, watching so many female friends breastfeed.

Or..well..never mind, just continue reading for the entire story.

Darling said:

“What slowly dawned on me was that my friends were actually producing milk so delicious it could turn a screaming, furious child into a docile, contented one. I knew I had to capture that flavor.”

Thankfully, the lollipops contain no actual human breastmilk and are vegan.

They’re a limited edition candy and can be bought in sets of 4, a dozen, or 36.

From the Lollyphile website:

“So what’s happening is that suddenly it seems as though a lot of our friends are having babies. And since some of us are confectioners, we felt it was our responsibility to find out just what this flavor was that could turn a screaming, furious infant into a placid, contented one. Surely the flavor must be heavenly, yes?”

“We are endlessly grateful to all the mothers who kept sharing their breast milk with our flavor specialists until we were able to candify it. These lollipops won’t bring back childhood memory; they’ll bring up animal instinct. Quite possibly the most inherently satisfying flavor of all time.”

Don’t forget to use the code MAMMALS at checkout for free shipping.

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