Manny Ramirez Needs Veggie Viagra To Hit Home Run With Ladies
Written by Vegetarian Star on May 13th, 2009 in Athletes-Games-Sports.
Major league baseball player Manny Ramirez has been suspended for failing a drug test that indicated the presence of female fertility drug HCG-something often taken by athletes to counteract the effects of withdrawing from steroids like shrinking testicles and sperm count.
Yep, that means Manny may not be able to make it to home base with the ladies until that he gets that girly drug out of his system.
If anyone is going to call someone out for suspected impotence, you know it’s got to be PETA.
The group is urging Ramirez to get on “Veggie Viagra” quick, as a diet high in plant based protein and without saturated animal fat could give him better performance results without drugs and is less likely to result in the blockage of blood flow to the, ahem, essential organs.
“On behalf of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), I’m writing to offer a suggestion that may help you reclaim the nickname “Man-Ram.” To obtain the kind of stamina that you’re looking for—without the use of any performance-enhancing drugs that can get you banned from baseball—use “vegetarian Viagra,” a diet full of whole grains, beans, lentils, green vegetables, fresh fruits, nuts, and more. And a vegetarian diet will help to unblock the arteries to all your vital organs.”
“So, Manny, get your big stick back in the game by going vegetarian.”
Read PETA’s entire letter to Manny.
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