Vegetarian Star

Ashley Dupre, former call girl hired as an escort by ex New York Governor Elliot Spitzer, knows so much about dating she has written a book dispensing her advice.

Of course if you’re looking to have your man snatched by such an upscale hooker as Dupre, you might follow her rules and shun all the good ones who are shunning meat.

In her book, Tricks of the Trade: Advice on Sex, Love, and Lust, Dupre says never date a vegan.

“I don’t think I could trust a man who doesn’t eat red meat!” Dupre wrote to someone who pondered such a question.

“Ask yourself whether you can live like this for the rest of your life. Better yet, ask him if he could date a non-vegan!” she wrote.

For someone who knows so much about a sex life, it’s surprising that Dupre doesn’t realize that consuming meat, dairy and other animal products will doom it.

A diet high saturated fat and cholesterol can lead to clogged arteries and block blood flow to all the, ahem, “essential” organs. And a spare tire from all those burgers, steaks and fried chicken sandwiches isn’t likely to land a man any woman.

Unless of course he has to pay her for his company.

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