Vegetarian Star

Cook To Bang

A new cookbook has provided recipes for men and women to feed their date that are supposed to almost guarantee a good night–and a good morning.

Cook to Bang: The Lay Cook’s Guide to Getting Laid is a humorous cookbook by Spencer Walker who maintains a website with the same name. Featuring recipe titles such as “Tap That Ass-paragus Soup,” Cook To Bang is pretty much self-explanatory in what a potential chef’s goals are from picking up a copy of the book. Better yet, from the reviews of the cookbook, Cook To Bang may be a handy guide for the vegetarian and vegan players.

“I felt inclined to comment on how COOK TO BANG helped a girl out. I am in a relationship with a great guy, but I never knew how to get some serious morning action. Thanks to Sex Crazy Mofo Tofu Scramble, my boyfriend went all sex crazy after breakfast… Cook to Bang works for girls too.” –MADELINE IN LOS ANGELES

Walker says the book is also meant to level the playing field. Not everyone has a sports car, a six figure salary or six pack, but a good meal is likely to win any one over.

“I find that food is a great equalizer,” he says. “It doesn’t matter like how good looking or rich [you are], or how well you play guitar. … Not everybody can play guitar, but everybody can cook.”

And tofu is cheap. Let the sex crazy mofo soy action begin.

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