Gwyneth Paltrow Watches Green Porn
Written by Vegetarian Star on November 11th, 2009 in Actresses, Environment-Eco-Green, Food & Drink.
Thanksgiving is just around the corner and that makes us nervous because Gwyneth Paltrow is probably refining her turkey patty recipes in her otherwise pretty much vegetarian household.
However, Gwyneth is reportedly learning about the effects of the food we eat and the environment, so maybe she will rethink her decision to celebrate with birds that are usually factory farmed and killed in the most painful manner.
How is Gwyneth becoming educated?
Through porn.
From her website, Goop.com (the “SEE” section if you’re into following her ridiculous Goopy plan):
“For comic relief, Green Porno on Sundance Channel is now in its third season of deadpan puppet shows by Isabella Rossellini. I’ve learned a lot more than I want to about reproduction in the animal and insect kingdoms. This season, the third so far, has an especially eco-friendly and equally hilarious bent, showing, in the simplest of terms, where the fish we eat come from and the effect mass fishing has on the environment.”
If you’ve ever wondered how creatures get it on, Isabella gives you all the sexy details, dressing up in costume to reenact the “act.”
Why rent a movie in the adult section when you stay at home with yourself and Isabella?
As Gwyneth stated, Season 3 touches on farmed ocean life and overfishing.
Here’s a link to Isabella’s video on the Anchovy.
Anchovies are on the Marine Conservation Society Fish to Avoid list, so try an extra veggie topping on your pizza next time, pescatarians.
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March 29th, 2010 at 9:52 pm
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