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Moby Vegan Porn Like A Parsnip Vs. A Daikon

Vegetarian Star — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 23:33:13 +0000

Moby told Bizarre magazine that he’s interested in making a porn film for the little guys.

Literally.

Apparently, he’s so fed up with films that feature ruler stick sized parts, he wants to make films that make average guys the champions.

“Surely that’s intimidating to most guys watching,” Moby said. “My porn flick would exclusively feature men with normal-to-titchy-sized penises in order to make viewers feel better.”

Or, as Gothamist says, “Like, a parsnip instead of a daikon, to put it in vegan terms.”

As a succesful musician, vegetarian advocate and animal rights champion, Moby is sure to excel at whatever he does, so look for the DVD at your nearest creepy, shady XXX store located in an alley you can’t find on Google Maps.

Plus, as a vegan, he’ll likely have the, ahem, physical fitness to make plenty of sequels in the series.

Vascular diseases like high blood pressure and high cholesterol are the main causes of erectile dysfunction. And it’s almost always flesh that causes those problems. And we’re not talking about the flesh you see in Bootie Action 11.

As PETA says, “Going vegan is best thing you can do for animals, the planet, your health, and your sex life,” said PETA Senior Vice President Lisa Lange. “There’s nothing sexier in the world than someone with a lot of passion and the compassion to match.”

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Meatless Mouthful–Moby Won’t Push His Healthy Lifestyle On You

Vegetarian Star — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 18:21:25 +0000

“I want to do something with whatever fame I have, but I’m not going to be presumptuous and say people should do the same thing.”

–Moby, to Gulf News on promoting a healthy lifestyle to his fans.

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Meatless Mouthful–Moby Slams Industrial Meat, Dairy, Eggs

Vegetarian Star — Wed, 18 May 2011 15:20:38 +0000

“Industrial animal production destroys everything it touches. It destroys the animals, it destroys the workers, it destroys the communities, and it destroys the people who consume the animal products… Unfortunately, the people who produce meat, the people who produce dairy, and the people who produce eggs – they’re lying to you. So do what you can, educate yourself, know where your food comes from, and then make the ethical choice.”

–Moby, in a PSA against the large-scale industrial production of animal products for food.

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“Home On The Range” CD Benefits Farm Sanctuaries

Vegetarian Star — Wed, 18 May 2011 00:11:21 +0000

Compassionate Farming Education Initiative and Planet CD NYC have collaborated with several popular musical artists to produce a CD that benefits several farm animal sanctuaries, including Woodstock Sanctuary, Happy Trails, Catskill Animal Sanctuary, Animal Acres and Kindred Spirits.

Home On The Range will feature artists such as Moby, Matisyahu, Nellie McKay and more.

The CD is scheduled for release in September 2011 and will be available in retail stores and online through iTunes and Amazon.

Wrapped in eco-friendly packaging, Home on The Range will include a resource guide titled “Compassion 101.”

For more information and to keep up with updates on the album, visit Planet CD.

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Meatless Mouthful–Moby On The Ethically Lazy Vegan

Vegetarian Star — Thu, 12 May 2011 16:54:47 +0000

“Yeah, I like being vegan, I think it’s good for my health. But honestly, one of the main reasons I’m vegan is because I’m ethically lazy. My friends who eat meat or who eat eggs have to sometimes wrestle with the ethical consequences of their actions. By being vegan, I take the easy way out.”

“I truly don’t judge other people’s actions. But I think that factory farming is an abomination, and that’s what the book Gristle is about. Most of the contributors to Gristle are not vegan – like, one guy’s a pork famer. Even my friends who eat meat are horrified by industrial agriculture.”

–Moby, in an interview with The Quietus on how the book he edited, Gristle, is really about making ethical decisions with all food vs. choosing a vegan diet.

Being vegan may make it harder to find food in some places. But it also makes it much easier to know you’re causing the least amount of harm to the planet. There are less humane labels to look out for. Less definitions of animal welfare to remember like “cage-free” and “pasture-fed.” And almost always, vegan food requires less energy to produce than meat.

Suddenly, the “lazy vegan” isn’t such an insult.

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Bob Harper, Moby, John Salley, Jennifer Coolidge–Farm Sanctuary 25th Anniversary Party

Vegetarian Star — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 23:57:32 +0000

Talk about the wow factor!

Farm Sanctuary is hosting a celebration for its 25th anniversary and has invited some incredible star power to kick-off the occasion.

To celebrate the launch of the two star-studded, black-tie galas in New York City on May 14, and in Los Angeles on September 24, several stars will host a party this Saturday, April 23rd at the private residence of James Costa in Hollywood Hills in California.

Biggest Loser coach Bob Harper, Moby, John Salley and American Pie‘s Jennifer Coolidge will attend the event where interested parties may pre-register for the galas that will occur in May and September. The party will feature cocktails and hors’ d oeurves. It will be held from from 7:00-10:00 p.m. and the cost is $100.

All these celebrities are supporters of Farm Sanctuary’s mission to protect farm animals. Last year, Harper participated in Farm Sanctuary’s 2010 Walk for Farm Animals and Salley served as Grand Marshal of the 2010 New York City Walk.

For more information on this launch party and to purchase tickets, visit FarmSantuary.org.

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Moby Hosts Vegan Barbecue For SXSW At Cheer Up Charlie’s

Vegetarian Star — Fri, 11 Mar 2011 22:42:55 +0000

Update: The correct time for the event has been posted. It is from noon until 7 pm.

Everything’s bigger in Texas, especially the tofu.

Moby is going to vegify the pants off the cowgirls and cowboys as part of the SXSW Festival activities when he hosts his vegan barbecue at Cheer Up Charlie’s, located at 1104 E. 6th St. in Austin, Texas. The event takes place on Thursday March 17, from noon until 7 p.m.

What’s better than great vegan food? Great vegan food that benefits a non-profit animal advocacy group.

Donations and a portion of all proceeds from the vegan grub will be donated to Compassion Over Killing. If you’re one of those weirdos who don’t like vegan barbecue, just bring your wallet for a donation. Entry to the event, however, is free.

There will be two stages. Stage 1 is for the DJs and Moby will spin between 6-7 p.m.

Stage 2 is for the bands with acts like Home Video, Class Actress and French Horn Rebellion.

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Arianna Huffington Wendi Murdoch Host Veganist Party For Kathy Freston

Vegetarian Star — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 18:23:24 +0000

Arianna Huffington and Wendi Murdoch hosted a party in celebration of Kathy Freston‘s latest book Veganist: Lose Weight, Get Healthy, Change The World that included famous vegan and non-vegan celebrities like Nicole Kidman, Keith Urban and Moby.

Guests were treated to treats of vegan crab cakes, faux meat skewers and mushroom-wrapped dates stuffed with soy cheese.

Freston’s book has convinced at least one of her host to adopt a more plant-based lifestyle.

According to the Huffington Post, Murdoch has cut dairy from her diet and has implemented Meatless Mondays in her household. According to a statement made by Arianna during the evening, Murdoch is doing exactly what Freston had in mind when she wrote the book.

“When Kathy started talking about veganism, we all thought we were going to feel completely judged by her,” Arianna said. “But the great thing about her is that she’s not judging anybody. She’s just asking us to take baby steps.”

Freston’s book is currently on the New York Times bestsellers list as #3 on Hardcover Advice & Misc., up from her previous spot of #4 earlier this month.

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